I am just going to come out and say it: people inconsiderate discusting ass-clowns. Any objections? Anyone want to defend the selfish misenthropic meat-sacs that infest our planet? I didn't think so. Even Nazi war criminals had the benefit of defense representation. Okay so maybe they are not worse than Nazi's but you get my point.

So what brought on this rant. Well besides the usual stuff that annoys me (traffic, York county's lack of planning, children, etc), I witnessed the most horrid, blatent example of lack of humanity that I have seen in a long time. While stopping at the bathroom at the local Target - I know, my first mistake - I glanced into one of the stall to see not only the typical clogged, unflushed toilet, but the user had also decided to leave a gift. There was l, for lack of a better word, DOOKIE smeared all over the front of the bowl. The resulting smell was such that even with my handicapped sense of smell, I was quickly overwhelmed. Apparently this mutant fecal matter was as physically potent as it was noxious, as the poor teenage employees were having a great deal of trouble removing the offending excrement.

Now why am I sharing this wonderful story on the day after Festivus? A day which should be spent recovering from the feats of strength. It is to ask you this question? What sorry excuse for a human being would do such a thing? I have come up with a few possibilities.

1. A bear
2. A West Virginia football fan
3. Not human

Since it is a know fact that bears poop in the woods, forget number 1. West Virginia football fans rarely stray from the moutain lairs except for away football games so I think we can safely eliminte option 2. That leaves not human. I rest my case.

Sean...