This board looked lonely all the way over there on the other side of the bar. I thought maybe I'd buy it a drink.

December 11th, 2011

If anyone finds this note, I am most likely dead. My name is Shoes and I've been stranded, all alone in Mr. McComas's forums. There is no one to be found, and I will most likely die of dehydration. The days are hot and the nights are cold. I can not fight it anymore, the loneliness is getting to me. I'm hallucinating ants. Ants crawling all over, under my skin, everywhere. I can't bear it anymore. It's up to the elements to take care of me, as I've lost hope. Goodbye everyone.